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BIGGEST LOCo ADVENTuRE EVER!!!!!!!!
Yo yo, good to be back, i meant to post over the weekend but shit went down that was so totally intense I COULDN't write nothin not that I xcoulda anyways because I was UNDISPOSED, see?

It all starts Friday evening. Krystelle be goin out with her friends Sue and Pam to get wasted, an Mookie is lookin after Alaraine so i decides to go to a bar outside town and have me some fun (after I hide all the matches because Mookie is goin through a phase or some shit, he burn everything in site)

Anyway I ggo to this dirty little bar in Dover, shootin some pool when this blonde walks in, she is hot as fuck wearin little jeans shorts an tight top, damn near seein everything yo. So I plays it coo

Five beers later and we is playin pool, after seven she is on the table an Hugo be ridin that beautiful ass. Then a BIG FUCKIN HAND pulls me off an im there with my pants on the floor gettin a punch to the gut, she is cryin like "no no he is just a friend it is he birthday"

These brothers be frontin on the black maan, yo. but not time for human rights cause this human be STUFFED IN TRUNK OF A CAR. SHITT!!!! I ain't scared cause i got a knife, only then i reliase my pantys be in the bar and my knife be in them. but i aain't cryin.

HUGO BE BRAVE\

After maybe a hour the car stops and they get me out, only a shirt and shoes on. I say "please please my wife yknow i got KIDS and shit" but they pulls out chains and gets ready to hurt the H-Dog.

Then the cops pulls up and beats the crap outta them, guess blondie musta called em. Anyway I go home iin patrol car with no pants on just some old blanket they given me and exppectin the worst from Krystellle but when I get home she is so drunk and so don't see what the hell is goin on

I tell mookie i been solving crimes. TROUSER STEALIN crimes, yo

FUCK i better not go back that bar

Anyway PEACE OUT H-Kru